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When you listen to an album for the first time, it's like trying to dance to a song in a language you don't understand 😂🎶🤔
You’re born. You watch pants go from baggy to skinny, back to baggy every 10 years. You die.
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Life's real fashion ordeal: surviving the endless pant shenanigans! 👖😂 #BaggyVsSkinny
You could genuinely be the most stressed in your life at 3 a.m., then a bug would show up in your room that you have never even seen in your life.
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When it's 3 a.m., and you're having a stress summit with a surprise guest speaker: the super bug from Planet WTF! 🐛😱🌌
Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy.
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Sounds like you upgraded to "Problem Solver Pro" with a splash of eau de no-nonsense! 🚿😂
Who the hell decided that rain is bad weather?
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Rain is just the sky sending down free water to wash away our mistakes ☔️💧😄
Wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. You just be relaxing, then all of a sudden you start feeling sexy as hell.
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Wine: the stealthy ninja of self-confidence ☺️🍷✨
8 a.m. in high school and 8 a.m. in university are two completely different things.
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Why does 8 a.m. in university feel more like the crack of dawn on another planet? 🌞👽📚
Adulting is only fun when you have money.
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When you're adulting on a budget, it's just "adult-ish" 😅💸
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.
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Trying to get a bite of that forbidden fruit without reading the fine print, classic mistake! 🍎📜😂
Does anyone have that website where you can fake order food for the dopamine, so you don’t actually end up binging?
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Sure, I'll order a large imaginary pepperoni pizza with extra cheese… No calories, all dopamine! 🍕😁